Post by grasshop on Aug 18, 2006 11:45:20 GMT -5
Here's something I wrote while playing around....lolz It's supposed to be simple, stupid, and kinda cute/funny/whatever all at the same time....I wrote it as a joke actually....told my bros I was writing a really good fic about Grashop/Corona. They got a kick out of it lol
Grasshop, the Hottest Grasshopper
It was hot. The sun was shining. Grasshop was outside. He was laying down. He was hot. He was the hottest grasshopper. The sun baked him. He was burning. He lay there. Soon he wasn’t even blue. He turned toasty brown. The sun did that. He is now hot. He’s the hottest grasshopper now. Corona came by. She saw Grasshop. She didn’t know it was him. He was too brown. She sat beside him. She wore a bikini. Grasshop stared at Corona. He was feeling weird. He decided to stop looking at her. She laughed and asked him his name. He told her. Her eyes went wide. She screamed and ran. But Grasshop is still the hottest grasshopper. Grasshop liked himself now. He was hot. He was brown. He was Grasshop. But he sounded like Norton. He hated his voice. He wanted to change it. Maybe Corona would like him then. So he tried to sound like Hunter. Corona came back. She saw Grasshop. He talked. She listened. She smiled. She liked him now. She wore a bikini. Grasshop felt weird now. Corona told Grasshop to meet her. They met at the beach. Corona kissed Grasshop. He was still hot. He felt like he was flying. But Grasshop didn’t have wings. He laughed and jumped. The sun went behind clouds. It was cool. It rained. It rained hard. Grasshop’s brown washed away. He was blue. He got a cold. He didn’t sound like Hunter anymore. He sounded like Norton. He hated his voice. Corona screamed again. She ran. Grasshop was sad now. He would wait for the sun again. Then he’d be the hottest grasshopper.
XDXDXDXDDDD lolz
Grasshop, the Hottest Grasshopper
It was hot. The sun was shining. Grasshop was outside. He was laying down. He was hot. He was the hottest grasshopper. The sun baked him. He was burning. He lay there. Soon he wasn’t even blue. He turned toasty brown. The sun did that. He is now hot. He’s the hottest grasshopper now. Corona came by. She saw Grasshop. She didn’t know it was him. He was too brown. She sat beside him. She wore a bikini. Grasshop stared at Corona. He was feeling weird. He decided to stop looking at her. She laughed and asked him his name. He told her. Her eyes went wide. She screamed and ran. But Grasshop is still the hottest grasshopper. Grasshop liked himself now. He was hot. He was brown. He was Grasshop. But he sounded like Norton. He hated his voice. He wanted to change it. Maybe Corona would like him then. So he tried to sound like Hunter. Corona came back. She saw Grasshop. He talked. She listened. She smiled. She liked him now. She wore a bikini. Grasshop felt weird now. Corona told Grasshop to meet her. They met at the beach. Corona kissed Grasshop. He was still hot. He felt like he was flying. But Grasshop didn’t have wings. He laughed and jumped. The sun went behind clouds. It was cool. It rained. It rained hard. Grasshop’s brown washed away. He was blue. He got a cold. He didn’t sound like Hunter anymore. He sounded like Norton. He hated his voice. Corona screamed again. She ran. Grasshop was sad now. He would wait for the sun again. Then he’d be the hottest grasshopper.
XDXDXDXDDDD lolz
